Footballers took a step closer to becoming robots.
Rooney was suspended for 2 games for telling everyone to fuck off having scored a hat trick and Carlton Cole is in trouble for making a reasonable funny joke with racial undertones. In a world outside of football people would shrug at these two incidents, maybe even chuckle but shit the bed these are footballers were dealing with here.
If the argument goes 'they need to set an example to kids' then it's a paper thin one. We can't think very highly of our youth if we believe they will see F'ing and blinding, not hours of practise, as the pre-requisite to having unbelievable tekkers. I was not that stupid when I was young, and ask yourself if you were too.
If everyone wants these athletes to start acting in the realms of social normality then can we first place realistic expectations on them first. No wonder they're all putting phones up other peoples bums and sleeping with ugly hookers.
Real Madrid beat Spurs in Champ-on's League (a.k.a Champion's League circa the heady days of Steve Van Claren)
My live thoughts AS THEY HAPPENED but 5 days later:
Would bale fit in a real? They both could do worse
Cristiano, for all the footballing ability in the world, has never had a decent haircut.
He always manages to look like a pubescent pervert
Modric close control unbelievable Jeff.
How strong is Real’s bench. Too strong.
35 yard screamer.
Good goalkeepers do not like North London, fact.
What a shame a decent match has been ruined by 1 mistake.
Defoe hair LOLZ
Is Sammi Khediera just Milan Baros in disguise, reinvented as a decent holding mid
Spurs don’t want to score unless it’s a penalty apparently
4 classico’s = peng.
“He’s thinking ‘i’m going to try and curl that into the roof of the net’” itv commentary. Roof of the net? That’s a miss. Proof that itv are shit.
Good reception for a disappointing result TBF
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I couldn't care which one of these teams win. I hope they both lose.
Too many blog, too many many blog. We need less blog in here. GET INVOLVED!
Footballers do what they want, they are class at football and therefore have the right to ...
ReplyDeleteRacially beat someone up (bowyer and woody)
Beat up their missus (collymoore)
Poke a cigar out in someones eye (Barton)
Drive at excessive speeds (all rootballers)
Drink 30 Jagers and drill coke head prostitutes (Carrol)
Karate kick fans (Cantona)
Be off their tits while playing (maradona)
drill all sorts of different birds whilst already having an above average fit missus' (Rooney)
Be a Coke head (Bosnich)
Be an annoying twat (Savage)
Grasp another players balls in a suprising way (V Jones)
As you, (the reader), (probly just neil) can see footballers do shit stuff. Young kids are aware of this and as far as im concerned 99% of them couldnt care less and are probably mildly amused by such behavior (apart from bowyer and barton).
Yeh obviously some kid will go down the park and score a hatrick and then go to his mates 'fuck off you cunts' because rooney did. But if we look at this anomaly closer the kids should fuck of and they are cunts because they let the kid score 3. Simples
Ive chatted shit for long enough
Millito your grasp of the english language astounds me as usual you a top boi
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PS VERY FUNNY
How about clubs ban footballers having a twitter. It's not fucking rocket science. Except Rio. Because he's alright.
ReplyDeletemate twitter is class, footballers are entertaining - check out LEON KnIGHT's
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