Footballers took a step closer to becoming robots.
Rooney was suspended for 2 games for telling everyone to fuck off having scored a hat trick and Carlton Cole is in trouble for making a reasonable funny joke with racial undertones. In a world outside of football people would shrug at these two incidents, maybe even chuckle but shit the bed these are footballers were dealing with here.
If the argument goes 'they need to set an example to kids' then it's a paper thin one. We can't think very highly of our youth if we believe they will see F'ing and blinding, not hours of practise, as the pre-requisite to having unbelievable tekkers. I was not that stupid when I was young, and ask yourself if you were too.
If everyone wants these athletes to start acting in the realms of social normality then can we first place realistic expectations on them first. No wonder they're all putting phones up other peoples bums and sleeping with ugly hookers.
Real Madrid beat Spurs in Champ-on's League (a.k.a Champion's League circa the heady days of Steve Van Claren)
My live thoughts AS THEY HAPPENED but 5 days later:
Would bale fit in a real? They both could do worse
Cristiano, for all the footballing ability in the world, has never had a decent haircut.
He always manages to look like a pubescent pervert
Modric close control unbelievable Jeff.
How strong is Real’s bench. Too strong.
35 yard screamer.
Good goalkeepers do not like North London, fact.
What a shame a decent match has been ruined by 1 mistake.
Defoe hair LOLZ
Is Sammi Khediera just Milan Baros in disguise, reinvented as a decent holding mid
Spurs don’t want to score unless it’s a penalty apparently
4 classico’s = peng.
“He’s thinking ‘i’m going to try and curl that into the roof of the net’” itv commentary. Roof of the net? That’s a miss. Proof that itv are shit.
Good reception for a disappointing result TBF
The FA Cup Final lineup was decided:
OFFICIAL ALTERNATIVE SPORTS REVIEW PREVIEW
I couldn't care which one of these teams win. I hope they both lose.
Too many blog, too many many blog. We need less blog in here. GET INVOLVED!